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Kellogg's Special K
Women are extremely hard on themselves, especially when it comes to their bodies. This campaign addresses that self-defeating little voice inside all of them.
"Who cares if I dont't look like Kate Moss - I dont't need to run around in the shower to get wet - Who am I kidding? - I'd give my left butt cheek to look like here."
Don't be so hard on yourself. Sweet strawberries, crunchy flakes, only 110 calories. Kellogg's Special K. Help Yourself.
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Kellogg's Special K
"Making a Gummie Bear cake is the stupidest..No..having 4 pieces that's stupid. A trillion of thoes little guys dancing in my saddlebags, spreading out...expanding...making room for the fat cells...bringing a keg of cellulite to the party."
Don't be so hard on yourself. Sweet strawberries, crunchy flakes, only 110 calories. Kellogg's Special K. Help Yourself.
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Kellogg's Special K
"I gotta lay off the salami sandwiches. Maybe it's hereditary. Like my mom says, "It's in your genes"...Yeah it is, it's in my Jeans. I'm just big-boned...Oh don't even go there. You know what Dr. Phil says...no matter how hard you press a pancake there's always gonna be two sides. I have no idea what that means, but now I'm hungry."
Don't be so hard on yourself. Sweet strawberries, crunchy flakes, only 110 calories. Kellogg's Special K. Help Yourself.
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ESPN
It's about Men, It's about Cars.
NASCAR on ESPN.
Actual Scratch and Sniff ad that smells like tires.
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ESPN
It's about Men, It's about Cars.
NASCAR on ESPN.
Actual Scratch and Sniff ad that smells like oil.
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Working Assets phone company
A phone company that gives a percentage of its profits to support left wing causes such as gun control and the rights of gays and lesbians.
"Give your conservative Newt-pushing, homophobic brother in Idaho a call and tell him how he's helping you defend the rights of gays and lesbians everywhere."
Working Assets Long Distance. Making Your Voice Heard.
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Working Assets phone company
A phone company that gives a percentage of its profits to support left wing causes such as gun control and the rights of gays and lesbians.
"Call your right-wing, gun-toting NRA supporting uncle in Tulsa and tell him how he's helping to support the ban on assault weapons."
Working Assets Long Distance. Making Your Voice Heard.
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Miller Lite
When Miller Lite changed its name from 'Lite beer from Miller' to 'Miller Lite' it saved time. Now you can have more extra time to find other things. Like your lost cat.
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USA Network
"In case of emergency, your lifeguard can be used as a floatation device."
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Outward Bound
"There's nothing to fear but fear itself. And bears."
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Project Safe Neighborhood
Campaign to support gun control.
Outlined actual bus shelter.
Felons with guns will do up to 15 years in a Federal Prison Cell this size.
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Charles Schwab
Trust up. Fear down.
Optimism +12 7/8
Belief that brokers do Satan's handiwork -9 1/8
Confidence +4 1/8
Tension -5 7/8
Zeal +7 1/8
Getting the heebie jeebies -12 1/4
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Sci-Fi Channel business-to-business ad
Science: The Sci-Fi Channel has the best primetime w18-49 audience composition in cable, beating even lifetime, and ranks among the top basic cable networks with m 18-49.
Fiction: The Sci-Fi Channel has only 78 year-old male viewers who wear Vulcan ears and argue over how many nano-seconds it takes to get from physics to calculus class.
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Smirnoff Black
"99 bottles of vodka on the wall, 99 bottles of vodka. If one of thoes bottles should happen to fall...we'd all get shot."
Great vodka. Lousy capitalists.
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